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Remember Aqua from the Cheetah Girls? This is hilarious

my-teen-quote-news:

trilln-ggas:

tomlinstergram:

b00-you-wh0re101:

rawr—imadinosaur:

Reblog and click the picture HERE. omg ;o

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my childhood is ruined. D:

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WHAT

nonononononononononononono!

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

this

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: alrighthen, via sexnoise)

omgwang:

dmt-trip:

r0llerc0aster-ride:

piercethebandmerch:

cantlivewithoutlyrics:


March 2. This girl is already dead.
I will forever Reblog this



YOU REBLOG THIS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE D:<

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you

Wow

Fuck society’s opinion. Forever reblog this.


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pixelatedboobs:

Nicki Minaj sounds like a gay Jay-Z when her songs are slowed down. This is my new favorite thing ever.

what is this witchcraft

(via danieladeangelo)

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

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collegehumor:

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]
Barber: Alright, how do you want it?
You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.
Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.
You: Sounds good.
Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.
You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.
Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?
You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.
Barber: Good.
You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]
Look at this badass motherfucker

Not being good enough is a reoccurring event in my life.

(Source: serenity-serenity)

I’m not sure if I’m getting older or the kids today are just fucking retarded